DETROIT -- Did Kenny Rogers tell a little white lie about the sequence of events surrounding a mystery substance on his pitching hand during his masterpiece Sunday night?
Or is Major League Baseball covering up something?
Or is this much ado about nothing?
Those questions arose after people tried to sort out what happened at the beginning of the Tigers 3-1 victory over St. Louis in Game Two of the World Series.
The whole thing started in the first inning when FOX TV cameras captured a smudge of some sort near the base of the thumb of Rogers' left hand, and their announcers wouldn't shut up about it. After the first inning, the substance had disappeared, but the speculation was just taking off. By the end of the night, there were enough questions, contradictory statements from authority figures and conspiracy theories to create a plot suitable for the old "X Files" TV show.
After the game, Rogers said it was only a "big clump of dirt" that he wiped off after he had noticed it. He described it as "dirt and resin and all that stuff put together."
How did it get there?
"When it's moist you're going to rub up the baseball and it was left on my hand when I rubbed them off," he said.
Sure, he talked to an umpire, but that was only about the pace of the game, Rogers explained, not the mystery spot.
"The umpires didn't mention it at all to you?" he was asked. Rogers replied: "No."
A few minutes later, Steve Palermo, the supervisor of umpires, appeared to contradict Rogers' chief assertion.
Palermo told reporters a "dirty mark" was observed on Rogers' hand, and home-plate umpire Alfonso Marquez "just asked Kenny to remove the dirt, so there wouldn't be any question."
Said Palermo: "He observed that there was some dirt or whatever, and he asked him to take it off, because he had noticed it."
Palermo said no one assumed that Rogers had purposely put the dirt on his hand to affect the flight of the ball, nor that he had tried to put anything on the ball itself, which would be major rule violations. Palermo added that when the umpire talked to Rogers, he also discussed the pace of the game, as Rogers had said.
Palermo turned defensive when asked what seemed to be a fair question, how did the ump, who stands more than 60 feet away from the pitcher, know it was dirt? He never inspected Rogers' hand.
Said Palermo: "Because it was observed as dirt. Umpires, they've been around for more than a week or so. This is not their first summer away from home."
Another version emerged from Tiger manager Jim Leyland, who said he understood that St. Louis manager Tony La Russa asked the umpires about the discoloration on his hand after a couple of his players said the "ball was acting a little funny."
Pitchers can sometimes make the ball act a little funny when they have foreign, or shall we say alien, substances on their hands.
"They made Kenny wash his hands," Leyland said.
Palermo said there had been "no formal request."
La Russa refused to discuss the matter.
"It's not important to talk about," La Russa said. "When a guy pitches like that, as a team we don't take things away from nobody."
The mystery continues, but this much is certain, secret substance or no secret substance: Rogers now has 23 scoreless post-season innings, up there with some of the game's greatest legends, like Christy Mathewson, who pitched a century ago.
When Rogers heard the name of Mathewson, he laughed.
"I'm no Christy Mathewson, that's for sure," he said.
Hmmm. How do we really know that?
Maybe Rogers is Christy Mathewson, and this whole post-season is a big cover-up.
Where's Agent Mulder of the "X Files" when we need him?
Wait. Wasn't Mulder's first name Fox?
Never mind.
By BILL McGRAW